At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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