I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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