i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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