That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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