haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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