I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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