I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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