she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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