Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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