Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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