Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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