margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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