Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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