So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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