You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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