spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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