If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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