uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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