whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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