I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
