I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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