well most of my day revolves around power hour
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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