His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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