i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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