I never want to see another naked old woman again.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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