Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Vodka?
Forever.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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