Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
