what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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