I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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