Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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