I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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