I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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