Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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