Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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