let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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