I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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