a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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