Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
