Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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