ugly people sure do ruin things
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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