the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
BRING THE BAGELS
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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