If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
