Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
