Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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