gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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