this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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