i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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