i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We don't watch enough power rangers
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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