you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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