he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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