marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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