Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
