"it" just moved
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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